I'm on a reality TV show

Thanks to MTV, frustrated parents will once again get the chance to kick their kid's loser boyfriends and girlfriends to the curb! It's time for an all-new season of Parental Control, with a brand new look and all the fun PC moments that you've come to love.

In each episode, concerned parents will be setting-up their precious son or daughter on two handpicked blind dates. And now, Mom and Dad will be meeting with the potential suitors at the MTV offices, where the boys and girls will do ANYTHING to impress them. If Mom and Dad have their way, one of these hot new daters will charm their kid into dumping their old boyfriends or girlfriends. And if this isn't hard enough for the current flame to deal with, they'll be watching every moment of these sexy and outrageous dates with the very parents who want them gone.

When the dates are done, the son or daughter will have to choose who they want to continue going out with: their old squeeze OR one of the hotties their parents' picked. And this season the competition is tighter than ever as the daters are given a last-gasp plea to convince their love to pick them! Will Mom and Dad come through with a better love interest, or will the kid show the new daters the door and go back into the arms of their current infatuation?

It's another season of hot daters, outrageous dates, and the anything-goes couch moments that you've come to expect! It's wholesome, traditional family values done like only MTV can.

I don't want to give away the ending but... I won!